1 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,500 Dear Jamie, when we're together, 2 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:45,875 I feel like we're not in high school, 3 00:00:45,917 --> 00:00:49,125 but in our own little Chris-andJamie world. 4 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,542 Whether we're watching "Party of Five" 5 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:54,083 or practicing our cheers, 6 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:57,250 I feel like I can just be myself. 7 00:00:57,333 --> 00:01:01,542 Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time, 8 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,583 but I want to be more than that. 9 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:06,208 Oops! I don't think so. 10 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,667 Hoping to be your boyfriend. 11 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,667 Sincerely, Chris Brander. 12 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,375 BFF! 13 00:01:14,458 --> 00:01:17,250 ♪ I swear ♪ 14 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:22,750 ♪ By the moon and the stars in the skies ♪ 15 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:25,667 ♪ I'll be there, yeah ♪ 16 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,625 ♪ And I swear ♪ 17 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:34,083 ♪ Like a shadow that's by your side ♪ 18 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:38,083 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 19 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,292 ♪ For better or worse... ♪ 20 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:43,249 - Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! - ♪ Till death do us part... ♪ 21 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,958 - Get out of my room! - Mom! 22 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:49,250 Stupid! Anybody ever hear of privacy around here?! 23 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,542 - ♪I swear ♪ - You're the homo. 24 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,208 Jamiel 25 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,000 Yeah, I signed your yearbook. 26 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,542 Oh, you feel the same way about me? 27 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:08,208 Oh, you want a kiss? 28 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,583 Jamie, I signed your yearbook. 29 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,667 Jamie, I'm opening your gate. 30 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,875 What's up, guys? 31 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,875 - Class of '95. - Mm-mm. 32 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:39,250 Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? Great season. Great. 33 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,708 I love you. 34 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,625 - Hey, guys. - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 35 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,792 - Happy graduation, Chris. - What's going on? 36 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,809 I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us. 37 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,542 The Palaminos decided to throw Jamie 38 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:56,167 - a surprise graduation party. - Oh, that's just great! 39 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,833 - Tonight's the night. - Where is she? 40 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,667 I think I saw her go in the garage with the football team. 41 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,542 - Sweet. - Hey. No fear, Chris, huh? This is your 42 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:08,375 - chance to get out of the "friend zone." - Yeah. 43 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:10,458 - Huh? - Okay. 44 00:03:14,292 --> 00:03:16,167 ♪ For hip hop this is hip hop for today ♪ 45 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,893 ♪ I give props to hip hop, so hip hop hooray... ♪ 46 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:20,375 Jamie. 47 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:23,458 - Chris! - Yay! 48 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:27,000 You came, finally! I'm so happy. 49 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:30,250 Oh, come on, come on! 50 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,333 Oh my God, we graduated! 51 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:42,042 Whoo! 52 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,292 - God. - Yeah. 53 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,749 What's up? 54 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:50,792 There's something I've been meaning to say to you. 55 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,000 Jamie! There you are. 56 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:55,625 - Hey, Tim. - Shut up, chubs. 57 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:57,458 Funny guy! 58 00:03:57,542 --> 00:04:00,375 Jamie... 59 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:03,667 - will you sign my yearbook, please? - Can I do it later, Tim? 60 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:06,542 Can I do you later? 61 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,458 I need a beer! 62 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,917 I can't believe... 63 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,559 - I went out with him. - You went out with him. 64 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,375 Jinx! 1-2-34-5-6-7, can't say a thing till I say... 65 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:27,000 Come in. 66 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,917 - Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. - Hey, Dusty. 67 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:35,292 I was hoping I'd find you here. 68 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,042 I didn't know you played guitar. 69 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,042 L-I r-really... 70 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:42,000 - I really want to be a famous musician. - Huh. 71 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:44,875 And, um, I wrote you a song. 72 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:48,292 He wrote me a song! That's so cute. 73 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,000 It's called "Jamie Smiles." 74 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,333 Aw. 75 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,542 ♪ When Jam... ♪ 76 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,042 Hold on. 77 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:04,250 ♪ When Jamie... ♪ 78 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,833 He's crazy. 79 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,667 ♪ When Jamie... ♪ 80 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,708 God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 81 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:16,292 Dusty, come here. 82 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,476 Maybe you should come back another time when you're... 83 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,708 - Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back 84 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,708 and then play it for us later, okay? 85 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,792 - I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. - Yeah. 86 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,708 - Tis. - Bye, Dusty. 87 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,125 Jesus. 88 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:31,708 Yeah. 89 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,875 Oh, I almost forgot. 90 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:37,083 I got you a little something right here. 91 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,083 Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky, 92 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,083 but I had to do it. 93 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:43,083 So look at it. 94 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:45,083 Will you put it on for me? 95 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,917 - Now? - Please, please? Put it on. 96 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,542 - Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. 97 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,292 - I think it's gonna fit. - Yeah. 98 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,500 - Let's see. - Okay. 99 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:55,458 - Here we go. - Okay. 100 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,042 It's a little snug. 101 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,583 Oh my God, isn't that so cute? 102 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,583 "Shakes come and go, 103 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,208 but friends are furrr-ever!" 104 00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:10,375 That's adorable! Let's go show my mom. 105 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:12,458 She'll love it. Let's go show her. Come on. 106 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,476 - Let's not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she's gonna love it! 107 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,792 Just... just wait. 108 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,875 - Just... we're busy! - Chris, are you okay? 109 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,292 Yes, I'm fine. I just... 110 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:24,250 I signed your yearbook. 111 00:06:25,292 --> 00:06:26,750 Um... 112 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:29,417 read it... please. 113 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:30,667 Okay. 114 00:06:34,792 --> 00:06:37,375 Please, God. 115 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:40,958 "Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" 116 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:43,375 - Oh! - Wait! That's not what I wrote! 117 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:45,417 This is Tim's yearbook. 118 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:49,500 - Chris? - Oh my God! 119 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,917 Listen to this. Listen to this. 120 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,750 "When we're together, I feel"... 121 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,809 - Gimme! - "Like we're not in high school, but we're 122 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,500 - in our own Chris-andJamie little world." - Tim... okay. 123 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,625 Okay. 124 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,000 - "You're my best friend..." - Please, don't read that. 125 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,000 "But I want to be more than that"? 126 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,500 Ooh! 127 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:08,542 "Hoping to be your boyfriend. 128 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:12,125 Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 129 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:15,292 It's a joke! That's a joke between me and Jamie! 130 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:17,167 Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 131 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,375 Aw, he's gonna cry. 132 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,167 See yal 133 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,250 G'bye, fatty! 134 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,000 Chris! 135 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,417 Try a salad! 136 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,417 - Chris! - Leave me alone! 137 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,667 Don't worry about it. It happens to everybody. 138 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:45,042 Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 139 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:47,042 Is that really how you feel? 140 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,583 I don't know. Maybe. Why? 141 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:52,583 Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me. 142 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,750 It was? 143 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:56,125 Yes. 144 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,333 I love you, Chris... 145 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:03,792 - like a brother. - Hmm? 146 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:07,708 - We're friends, right? - For sure! 147 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,667 Ah, you pussy! 148 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,292 Shut up, Tim! 149 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:18,208 Don't you people have anything better to do?! 150 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,250 God! Just leave him alone! 151 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:24,250 You jerks! 152 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,083 - I'll show youl! - Ooh! 153 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:28,500 I'll show all of you! 154 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,458 This town is full of losers 155 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,167 and I'm pulling out to win! 156 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:35,417 Chris! Chris, come back! 157 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:38,875 - My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let's talk! 158 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,500 You remember that name! ‘Cause I'm gonna be somebody! 159 00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:09,042 I don't know what to say. 160 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,458 I mean, the sex is good, 161 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,167 but I'm a person too. 162 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,417 I mean, I have feelings and needs 163 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,875 other than just physical! 164 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:20,042 Don't you have anything to say for yourself? 165 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:23,333 I think you've pretty much said it all. 166 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:26,333 You know what? This just isn't working out. 167 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:29,042 Have a great life, ‘cause Athena's out! 168 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,125 I don't know why you just don't take me serious! 169 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:40,292 Wow! 170 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,292 I guess Athena's out. 171 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,750 God, can you believe that? 172 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,750 I get dumped four days before Christmas. 173 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,750 - I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. 174 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,500 Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 175 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,042 Guilty as charged. 176 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:54,708 You know, in some cultures they'd spank you for that. 177 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:56,833 Oh, I love to travel. 178 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,167 - Chris Brander. - I'm Mandy. 179 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,917 Of course you are. You know, I know a song called "Mandy." 180 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,958 Oh! 181 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,000 He shoots, he scores. 182 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:14,458 - Nice, nice! - Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander! 183 00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:17,750 You're the bad bunny. No. No, that's you. 184 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,042 You're the bad bunny. Yeah. 185 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,875 Okay, that's enough out of you. 186 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,958 Next time you call me, you call me collect. 187 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:25,958 Okay. Bye-bye. 188 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,625 - So how'd it go last night? - Home by 10:00. 189 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:31,000 Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01. 190 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,500 Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway? 191 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,500 We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today... 192 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:37,667 Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that. 193 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,375 - Okay? Don't do lunch. - Why? 194 00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:41,625 That's like the express lane to the friend zone. 195 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,000 What the hell's the friend zone? 196 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,208 See when a girl decides that you're her friend, 197 00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:47,833 you're no longer a dating option. 198 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,375 You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, 199 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,208 like her brother. Or a lamp. 200 00:10:52,292 --> 00:10:53,833 I don't want to be a lamp. 201 00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:56,042 Yeah. Well, then don't be her friend, okay? 202 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:59,208 Oh. Take that guy, for example. 203 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,333 - You mean that couple? - No no no. 204 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:04,000 No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple. 205 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,833 - What is your point? - My point is... 206 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,625 call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. 207 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:10,542 Move your day date to tonight. 208 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,543 Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 209 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,875 - 'Cause friends don't kiss. - All right. "Aloof." 210 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,417 Hi. 211 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,792 - Straight to voicemail. - Ouch. 212 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:27,542 Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends. 213 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:30,875 - Really? How will I know? - Look. It doesn't matter, okay? 214 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,750 If you feel yourself going there, walk away. 215 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,542 Where'd you come up with this theory? 216 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,333 Some chick f'd me up in high school bad. 217 00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,708 Excuse me. Excuse me. 218 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,250 Excuse you! 219 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,917 I saw you flirting with me out there. 220 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,167 How could you do that to your boyfriend? 221 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,542 Who, him? We're just friends. 222 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,042 Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that. 223 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,167 No, I'm driving through a tunnel. 224 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,708 Okay. One second here. Hey, Francine, you look great. 225 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:03,125 - Thanks. - That color really brings out your legs. 226 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,167 Hey, I don't even know you. Yeah. Ho-ho-ho. 227 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,833 That's great. Merry Christmas. 228 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,125 I can still see it. I can still... rub harder! 229 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,792 Don't dab at it! Rub it. 230 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,042 Rub, rub it, rub it! 231 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,250 Look, honestly, these pants make me look fat? 232 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,083 - Well... - You're fired! 233 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,042 - What? - I'm kidding. 234 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,625 Ho-ho-ho! Who's got a Christmas present? 235 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,250 I do. 236 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,250 How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas. 237 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,250 - I look fat in these pants? - Hell no. 238 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,292 Excellent! So you're seeing your family 239 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,458 - for the holidays. - Well, as a matter of fact... 240 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,000 - Wait. You want anything? - No. 241 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,792 Go! Wait. 242 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,750 - Family. - Parents are separated. 243 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,768 - Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... - Fabulous. 244 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,542 - Check this out. - Yeah. Great. Good. 245 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,833 First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines, 246 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,875 and well, the opening of practically anything, 247 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,125 but what what you may not know about this "it" girl... 248 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,917 is her humanitarian side. 249 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,542 Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James 250 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,083 and I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck 251 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,083 and my new best friend \Wafoofi 252 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,417 and we're part of a kick-ass humanitarian effort 253 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,167 to help promote vegetarianism in third world countries, 254 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,875 which is really really important. 255 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,917 Okay, and speaking of really really important... 256 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,542 I have some good news. 257 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,375 I've been recording for my new album 258 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,458 which I hope to have out early next... 259 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,708 - I want that album. - Hah! What?! 260 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,167 - Samantha James? - Yeah. 261 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,250 No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now. 262 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,542 Samantha James iS a crazy person. 263 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,667 Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me. 264 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,833 It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital. 265 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,375 Have you seen this poster? Huh? Have you seen... 266 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,250 - this poster? - Yeah, with the fruit. 267 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,000 This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States. 268 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,042 People love her. They love her! 269 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,000 Oh, who loves her? 270 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,542 MTV just got her a new reality show next year. 271 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,125 We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit 272 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,625 plus free promotion. 273 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:50,208 - She's recording over... - I know where she's recording. 274 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:53,500 Good. Good. Make me happy. 275 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,292 Go away. Wait. Not you. 276 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,208 Wait! 277 00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,250 You don't make me happy, I'm gonna find somebody else to make me happy. 278 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:02,708 Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell. 279 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,708 - Good. - Okay. 280 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,250 What are you still doing here? 281 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:06,500 Go! Go get me lobster! 282 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,167 Go! Run! Lobster! 283 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:10,250 Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish! 284 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,500 ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪ 285 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:20,750 ♪ Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier! ♪ 286 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:23,542 ♪ We might be a world apart ♪ 287 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,708 ♪ World apart ♪ 288 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,708 ♪ But you're always in my heart ♪ 289 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,750 ♪ Always in my heart ♪ 290 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,708 - ♪ When you look up at the stars ♪ - ♪ Look up at the stars ♪ 291 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,917 - ♪ Feel my love from afar ♪ - ♪ Afar afar ♪ 292 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,792 - ♪ Looking down like a shining star ♪ - ♪ Shining star ♪ 293 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:43,542 - ♪ Dancing free with my guitar ♪ - ♪ My guitar ♪ 294 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,958 - ♪ I don't know just where you are ♪ - ♪ Where are you? ♪ 295 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:49,042 ♪ Love from afar, love from afar ♪ 296 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:53,333 ♪ Feel my love... ♪ 297 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:57,875 Cut! Cut! 298 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,375 Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me? 299 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,167 No one, Samantha. 300 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,667 It's been the same key for the last 43 takes. 301 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:10,292 Well, something's off then, because I'm just not feeling it, okay? 302 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,167 God, I need my guitar. 303 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,875 - We need to mix the tracks separately. - No! 304 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:19,333 My lyrics say "dancing free with my guitar," Ron. 305 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,542 So, I'm gonna be real, okay? 306 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,000 I'm not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there 307 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,667 turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe. 308 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,667 Okay? I need to transcend! 309 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,625 Are you guys even listening to me? 310 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,083 ♪ You guys are assholes, you're assholes... ♪ 311 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,292 - Switch it off, guys. - ♪ Ron, you're an asshole ♪ 312 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,542 ♪ You guys are assholes, You're assholes. ♪ 313 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,500 She's all yours. 314 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,833 Chris! 315 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,292 Hey! 316 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:53,750 I can't hear you, Samantha. I can't hear you, Samantha. 317 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,875 - Can't hear you. - Oh. 318 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:59,792 Oh, light bulb. There you go. 319 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,042 Oh my God, I don't believe it! 320 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,208 God, I've missed you. 321 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,250 Oh... okay. 322 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,875 Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me, 323 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,750 or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me? 324 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,500 Both? 325 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,375 That's cool. Guess I missed you too. 326 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,583 God, I want to lick your skin off! 327 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,708 - I prefer you didn't. - But I want to. 328 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,167 Don't. 329 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,375 Ow! 330 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,042 Ooh, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get it, baby. 331 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,417 - I don't want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow. 332 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,583 - Okay. - Ohl! Listen, what're you doing 333 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,042 - over the holidays? - I'm going to Santa Barbara... 334 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,393 ‘Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris. 335 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,875 Okay, Paris isn't gonna work for... 336 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,059 I'm gonna call my assistant and we're gonna go tonight. 337 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,375 We can work and play. Mreow. 338 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,750 Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it! 339 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,208 This one's called "Forgiveness." 340 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,542 Ahem. 341 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:13,833 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 342 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:17,000 ♪ Is more than saying sorry ♪ 343 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,375 ♪ To forgive is divine ♪ 344 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,500 ♪ So let's have a glass of wine ♪ 345 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,333 ♪ And have makeup sex ♪ 346 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,875 ♪ Until the end of ♪ 347 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:35,000 ♪ Time time time time ♪ 348 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:38,875 ♪ Time ♪ 349 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,667 ♪ Time. ♪ 350 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,833 So what did you you think? 351 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:47,000 Ah! 352 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,750 I mean, my God! 353 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,917 Oh my God, you're sweet. 354 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,750 - What is that? - This is a taser gun. 355 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,250 My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers. 356 00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:00,542 Bam! Ha ha hal 357 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:04,042 Ooh, ahi tuna. 358 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,875 - You want some? Yummy yummy. - I'll pass. 359 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,292 Ahi! 360 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:12,125 Oh, I'm so glad KC got us back together. 361 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,958 Yeah, you're awful. 362 00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:16,583 Hey, I have a great idea. 363 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,875 What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland 364 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,833 and find out where U2 lives? 365 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,750 What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup? 366 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,875 I'd be all... ♪ Forgiveness is the way, ♪ 367 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:29,167 and he'd go, ♪ Forgiveness every day ♪ only all Bono-y. 368 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,208 Wouldn't that be amazing? 369 00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:34,083 Ah! What if I added more vibrato? 370 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:37,125 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 371 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:42,000 ♪ Is more than sayin' sorry ♪ 372 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,667 ♪ To forgive is divine ♪ 373 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,833 ♪ So let's have aglass of... ♪ 374 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,792 Okay. Who's the genius behind this? 375 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,167 The container said "microwavable." 376 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,750 But the aluminum foil wasn't. 377 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,333 Well, I'm not supposed to worry about stuff like that. 378 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,833 I'm the talent. 379 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,250 Daddy, we're down. 380 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,250 Not exactly warm out here, is it? 381 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,333 - How long till we're airborne again? - Nice plane! 382 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,000 - Not till tomorrow. - Ah, terrific. Where are we? 383 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,667 Not happy! 384 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,500 We're on a private field an hour outside of Trenton. 385 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,500 Jersey? We're in New Jersey? 386 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,542 Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd? 387 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,500 Where's Ashton? Hal 388 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,542 Ashton! 389 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,542 Oh my God! Ha ha. 390 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,542 You totally got me! 391 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,375 Ashton? 392 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,042 I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. 393 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,083 Was this one of your clever little plans? 394 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,333 Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. 395 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:47,375 Surprise! 396 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,042 Ow! 397 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,667 Oh, my little boy. 398 00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,333 Be right down. 399 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,167 ♪ Ladada, dada ♪ 400 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:25,500 ♪ Ladadada ♪ 401 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:29,292 ♪ Ladada, dada ♪ 402 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,292 ♪ Ladadada ♪ 403 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:36,000 ♪ Ladada, dada ♪ 404 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,917 ♪ Dadadada. ♪ 405 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:50,208 I do not remember Jersey being this cold. 406 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,708 Well, it's been uncommonly cold this month. 407 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:56,042 We've gone through seven bags of rock salt. 408 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,805 Your house is just so quaint, Mrs. Brander, 409 00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,333 I mean, Chris, you never told me you were so provincial. 410 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,667 It's like a true rags to riches story, 411 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,430 but I've always found the middle class to be just so much more real. 412 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,083 I mean, isn't Chris great? 413 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,125 Yeah, he is a nice boy. 414 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,500 You know, he usually flies us out to Los Angeles. 415 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,500 It's been, uh... 416 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,875 oh, nine, 10... 417 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,042 - It's 10 years. Yeah. - 10? 418 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,417 10 years since he's been home. 419 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,000 - All right. Good job, Dougie. - Oh, hi, honey! 420 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,750 Oh my God. 421 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,833 - Mikey. - Oh my God! 422 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:38,625 - Is that my Christmas present? - Sam, my younger brother Mike. 423 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,375 - Samantha James. - Samantha James. 424 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,708 Mike Brander. It is an honor. 425 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,042 I have your poster on my wall, 426 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,417 - but you are way hotter in person. - I know! 427 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,000 - You have her poster on your wall? - Yeah. 428 00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:54,125 I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago. 429 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,167 What ham did you slap? 430 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,750 Not the ham that I just bought? 431 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,875 Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have anything else besides ham? 432 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,667 Because I'm on the Perricone diet 433 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,542 and I need salmon like now. 434 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,125 I love salmon. It's the prettiest color for bedrooms. 435 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,167 - So relaxing. - I'm gonna start drinking. 436 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,333 Um, does anybody want anything? Some coffee? 437 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,000 Maybe some salmon or something? 438 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,000 Just gonna... 439 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,667 yeah. 440 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,500 Mike! Good to be home. 441 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:33,292 Oh, boy. Okay. 442 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,833 Hi. Yes, I know, very exciting. 443 00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:39,542 Hi. Hi. 444 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:41,542 Oh. Chris, let's get it to go. 445 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,708 People are staring at me. 446 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,125 Oh my God... plastic menus! 447 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:49,917 Well, this isn't gonna work, is it now, Chris? 448 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Chris? 449 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,042 Excuse me, but I was wondering if you think 450 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,167 America will ever switch to the metric system? 451 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,042 Well, that's a very interesting... 452 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:05,167 - Oh my God! Chris! - I don't believe this! 453 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,417 - Oh! God, you look great! - I don't... you look great! 454 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,000 - Well, thank you! How you been? - We're married. 455 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,125 - You're married! - Married? 456 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,810 - Oh, yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. - We have a son. TJ. 457 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,000 - TJ! - He looks like me. He's got Clark's eyes... 458 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,042 Oh my God! Where does the time go? 459 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:22,726 He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, brilliant and you can meet him. 460 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:25,292 - That's great! - God, look at those teeth! 461 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,215 Those are some nice veneers you got, my friend. 462 00:23:27,292 --> 00:23:29,292 - Don't tell me that you're a dentist. - A dentist? 463 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:33,042 - I totally sold out, dude. - Hey, you and me both, buddy. 464 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,875 Hey, lover, aren't you gonna introduce me, huh? 465 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,542 Yes! 466 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,375 Samantha, these are my old friends. 467 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,583 This is Clark, this is Darla. 468 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:44,708 Your names are "Clark" and "Darla"? 469 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,875 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 470 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,667 Oh my God, that is so cute! 471 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,833 I just wanna eat you both up! 472 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:55,500 Okay, I am gonna go to the little girl's room. 473 00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:57,417 - Good. - And then we're outie. 474 00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,250 - Okay. - Okay. 475 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,250 She's... uh, incoming. 476 00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:05,083 Oh my God. 477 00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:07,583 Check out that girl's ass. Huge! 478 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,042 It was so nice meeting you. 479 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:16,292 Mm. Darla. 480 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,208 She's adorable. 481 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,500 - And affectionate. - Christ sakes. 482 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,583 - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! - Yes! You guys, so good... 483 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,000 Chris Brander? Chris Brander? 484 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,583 Holy... 485 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:35,333 I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy! 486 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,083 It's me Tim. You remember? 487 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:39,542 Oh, how could I forget you, Tim? 488 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:41,542 Hey, you got $5 489 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,708 that I can, like, have? 490 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,750 Yeah. 491 00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:48,542 You keep living the dream, Tim. 492 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:49,500 Done! 493 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:50,667 Buh-bye now. 494 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,708 - Class of '95! - Class of '95! 495 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,500 Here's your money, bitch! 496 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:57,792 - He looks good. - Man, I can't believe... 497 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:00,042 wha... like what happened? Where did you go? 498 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,917 Hey, you know... just migrated west. 499 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,583 You know, I'm living the dream out there, I guess. 500 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,708 I just stayed with my dad for awhile, and... 501 00:25:07,792 --> 00:25:11,167 yeah, hocked my soul for a record executive job... 502 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,333 and started... I mean I had an internship first 503 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,833 - a couple of years. - Uh-huh, right. 504 00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:20,625 Jamie. 505 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,167 Jamie? 506 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:30,167 - Chris, hil - Hil 507 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,125 What are you doing down there? 508 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:36,042 Oh, I'm just busted! 509 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:39,708 How are you? Oh, shit. Hold on. 510 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,708 Wow! 511 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,500 Look at you! 512 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:46,208 Oh my God, 513 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,583 I can put my arms around you. 514 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:53,042 - You look so great! Look at this body! - Thank you. 515 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:54,833 - You're like a new man! - Yeah. 516 00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:57,833 These arms and your belly, 517 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,875 and look at... pecs, and... 518 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,542 Wow! Chris Brander. 519 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:05,542 God. Jamie Palamino. 520 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:11,500 So, um... so how long are you in town for? 521 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:13,708 Um, just the night, actually. 522 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:16,042 Just one night, really? You can't stay any longer? 523 00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:19,250 No. I wish I could, but I... 524 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,292 Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor. 525 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,500 - Yeah. - Okay, um... 526 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:30,208 all right, well... 527 00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:33,875 - it's really great to see you again. - You too. 528 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:36,417 Oh. 529 00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:38,000 Wow... 530 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,000 Just give me a call sometime. 531 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,167 I'm living with my parents. 532 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:48,125 Oh, I know. I'm living with my parents. 533 00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:51,250 Okay, bye. 534 00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:54,500 - Bye. - Bye. 535 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,042 - Jamie Pal. - Whoal 536 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,583 She's like a box of fine wine. 537 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:04,333 You would know. 538 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:07,042 You know, in high school you'd never get a girl like that. 539 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,083 And now you get whoever you want. 540 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:13,875 I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal. 541 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:16,417 - Definitely. - Okay. Okay. 542 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,041 - Excuse me. - Oh yeah. 543 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,292 You go! Whoo! 544 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,625 - Hey! - Hey! 545 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:31,000 Look, there is a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day. 546 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,542 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Um, nothing. 547 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:36,292 - Do you want to meet for lunch? - You mean like a day date? 548 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,292 Yeah. 549 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,833 Great! 550 00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:41,833 Chris! Chris! 551 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:44,375 - I'll pick you up at noon. - Chris! Chris! 552 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:47,583 - Chris! Chris! Chris! - Awesome, I'm really... 553 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:50,875 - I'm busy! - I'm busy! Stupid dick! 554 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:53,708 - That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. - Bye. 555 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,875 Let's go. 556 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,250 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 557 00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:02,833 It's just an old friend saying hi. 558 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,875 Yeah, well, let's keep it that way. 559 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,875 - It's not a handball. - My handball. 560 00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:10,375 Meow. Meow. 561 00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:23,458 ♪ I used to know you when we were young ♪ 562 00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:26,917 ♪ You were in all my dreams ♪ 563 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,625 ♪ We sat together in period one ♪ 564 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:34,667 ♪ Fridays at 8:15... ♪ 565 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:38,667 - Whoa. - ♪ But I will wait for you ♪ 566 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:43,125 ♪ As long as I need to ♪ 567 00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:47,667 ♪ And if you ever get back to Hackensack ♪ 568 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:53,500 ♪ I'll be here for you. ♪ 569 00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:04,333 ♪ Jesus Christ our savior was born upon this day ♪ 570 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:07,333 ♪ To save us all from Satan's power ♪ 571 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:10,042 ♪ When we were gone astray ♪ 572 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,583 ♪ Oh, tidings... ♪ 573 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,042 Hey! Dumb-ass. 574 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,250 Wake up. 575 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,250 - Hey, wake up. - Ah! Agh! 576 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,833 Morning. 577 00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:20,917 Ow ow! 578 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,417 Agh! What? 579 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,125 I need you to do me a favor. 580 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:27,083 What do you want from me?! 581 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:28,833 I ran into Jamie Palomino last night. 582 00:29:28,917 --> 00:29:30,958 Oh, here we go again. 583 00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:33,292 I'm not the same person I was in high-school, pal. 584 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:35,042 You'll always be fat to me, Chris. 585 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,333 What do you want from me?! 586 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:39,875 I need you to detain Samantha. 587 00:29:39,917 --> 00:29:41,500 I could do that. 588 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:45,125 - Chris, wait! - It's a beautiful day. 589 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,250 What about Paris? 590 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:50,083 Look, Paris can wait. This is important. You don't wanna be 591 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:52,208 - out of touch with your audience, do you? - No. 592 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,226 No, well then, you need to connect with your audience, 593 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,610 you need to feed off their energy. 594 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:58,101 After all, they're the ones who're gonna be buying your album. 595 00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:00,101 The problem is where in New Jersey are we gonna find 596 00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,250 a proper cross-section of your fans? 597 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:05,667 - The mall? - A mall 598 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,333 That's a great idea! 599 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,792 - We have so much in common! - I know! 600 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,792 - God. - Let's do it to it! 601 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,625 Whoa! I am not going with him! 602 00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:17,792 Look, what better way to relate to your fans than to go with one? 603 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:19,833 In we go. 604 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,333 Hey! You're not coming with me? 605 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:24,750 - Hmm-mm. - No, sweetie. You need to do this alone. 606 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,500 - I can't be your crutch. - But... 607 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:28,000 Watch your face! 608 00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:29,875 Buckle up! 609 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:38,000 Great. That's good. 610 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:39,625 That's looking good. 611 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:46,167 Great, guys. Really good. 612 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:50,625 Mr. Palamino, how you doing? 613 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,500 Well well well, 614 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,792 if it isn't Mr. Valentine's Day! 615 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:59,208 This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses. 616 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:02,042 Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts! 617 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:05,042 Hal! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris. 618 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:07,083 Yeah, I remember that. 619 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,500 You prick. 620 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,458 I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir. 621 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:14,708 - Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris! 622 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,375 I'll be right out. 623 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,292 So, uh, how'd you lose all that weight? 624 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:21,958 Like that retard from Subway? 625 00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,458 It was great talking to you, sir. 626 00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,833 Are you kidding me? 627 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:29,833 I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey. 628 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:31,583 I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof 629 00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:34,041 and she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. 630 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:36,208 Gotta go. 631 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,042 Hey. 632 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:41,542 Wow! Porsche. Girls must love this. 633 00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:44,250 I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental. 634 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,250 So ostentatious. It's all they had left. 635 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,292 Hmm. 636 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:55,542 - God, this place hasn't changed a bit. - I know. 637 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,684 Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else? 638 00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,833 - No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History. 639 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:04,750 Oh my goodness, I remember you two. 640 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:07,958 Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. 641 00:32:08,042 --> 00:32:11,042 - Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back. 642 00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:14,042 I've got a little surprise for you. 643 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:16,333 Can't wait. 644 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:17,917 Haha! Chubby bunny! 645 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,708 Ahh! Thanks for reminding me I was fat. 646 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:24,708 So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago? 647 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:28,208 Uh, listen, about that... 648 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,833 Where you that mad at me? 649 00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:33,208 Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right? 650 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:35,625 I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore. 651 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:39,375 You were never a dweeb, Chris. 652 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:42,417 - So, tell me about your job. - Oh my God. 653 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,851 You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's uh... 654 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,625 - it's nothing but total insanity. - Mm. 655 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:49,309 You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte... 656 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:52,625 it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now 657 00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:55,167 and I'd really like to stop. Mick Jagger. How 'bout you? 658 00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:57,976 You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple? 659 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,875 I don't work at The Maple. 660 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:02,518 I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple. 661 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,167 - Yeah. - I'm studying to be a teacher 662 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,768 so I'm living at home and I'm working... 663 00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:08,042 It's the coast. Be right back. 664 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:13,292 What happened to him? 665 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,958 ♪ Five golden rings ♪ 666 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:18,875 - ♪ Four calling birds ♪ - I don't care what your mommy said. 667 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:21,083 ♪ Three French hens, two turtle doves ♪ 668 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,726 Oh, this is gonna be a great song. "Mall People." 669 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,750 "Mall people, they come and go... 670 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,792 small people, they just don't know." 671 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:29,417 - How's it goin'? - Fantastic. 672 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,018 - How's it going with Jamie? - Treating her like 673 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,375 - every boyfriend she's ever had. - You da man! 674 00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:35,750 - So I wanna run an idea by you. - No. 675 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:39,125 Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha 676 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,917 - instead of you? That way you... - No. 677 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,601 - You haven't heard the whole thing yet! - No. 678 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,934 You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me. 679 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,625 Ow! 680 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:52,167 - Oh my God! - I gotta go. 681 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:00,792 - So, how's the coast? - Super. 682 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,167 Here we go! 683 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,875 One grilled cheese with ranch on the side 684 00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:10,125 and one Sugar Mountain Supreme for the chubby bunny. 685 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,750 Excuse me, um, 686 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,000 this-this... this isn't gonna work for me. 687 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:17,625 But this is what you always order. 688 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,625 Yeah. 10 years ago, when I was a whale. 689 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,500 The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding. 690 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,167 What? 691 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:29,833 - Be more rude! - She's rude! She's rude! 692 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:32,208 I haven't had sweets in 10 years, okay? Do you know 693 00:34:32,292 --> 00:34:34,750 - what this would do to my stomach? - Relax, little girl. 694 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,792 I'll have the pancakes and you can have my sandwich, okay? 695 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,375 I'll just enjoy this glass of water. 696 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,958 I'm stuffed. 697 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:54,917 Good times. Good times! 698 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,417 - Yeah. - Yeah. 699 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:58,542 - Thanks again for lunch. - Oh, I'll get your door. 700 00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:00,583 Oh. Okay. 701 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,083 Shit. 702 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:09,333 - Whew! - Yeah. 703 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:14,042 Well, it was great seeing you again. 704 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,542 You too. 705 00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:17,059 Yeah, glad I ran into you last night. 706 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,042 Yeah, it was a surprise. 707 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,042 Big surprise. Yeah. 708 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,708 It's cold out here. 709 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,708 Yeah, itis. It's like the South Pole. 710 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,542 It's like the deep South Pole if there was one. 711 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,333 There isn't, though. 712 00:35:29,417 --> 00:35:31,042 Um, thanks for walking me to my door. 713 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:33,958 Yeah. Again, it was great seeing you... 714 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,042 again. 715 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,833 - You, too. - Yeah. 716 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,167 Take care. Uh... 717 00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:41,500 Yeah, you too. Oh, uh... 718 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,792 - Oh. - That's good. 719 00:35:45,917 --> 00:35:48,250 Ow! 720 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:52,042 - Take care. - You too. 721 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,375 Hmm. 722 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:19,667 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 723 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:21,625 What the hell?! 724 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,542 God! 725 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,875 Oh my God! 726 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,583 It's the South Pole! It's the deep South Pole? 727 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,667 It's the South Pole. The deep South Pole! 728 00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:39,750 I don't think there is one, but if there was one 729 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,875 I bet it would be in the south! 730 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,375 - I left my gloves in the car. - Oh. 731 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,542 - There you go. - Thanks. 732 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,542 Hey, look who's here! What's up, Hollywood? 733 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,292 - How the big date go? - It was terrible. 734 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:20,708 I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? 735 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:23,333 Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. 736 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:27,250 I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body. 737 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:30,000 So y-you gave her a body shake? 738 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,500 Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? 739 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:36,083 It looks like you picked up right where you left off. 740 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:37,708 You're back in the friend zone. 741 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,250 Oh, f-f... 742 00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:56,875 What? 743 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,667 Little problem. 744 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,667 Okay, she's got a bit of a headache. 745 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,875 It's not that bad. Hal 746 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,750 Oh my God! 747 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:09,208 What the hell happened to her? 748 00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:11,667 Long story short, she fell. 749 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,542 Samantha, are you okay? 750 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,292 I'm gonna make bubble. 751 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,125 Dude, she's fine! 752 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:20,000 Look at her. She's having a good time. She's got her toothpaste. 753 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:22,958 All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her? 754 00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:25,792 Nothing! She's just all loopy from all the Vicodin. 755 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:28,042 Where did you get the Vicodin? 756 00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:30,042 Mom. 757 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,875 Blueberry! 758 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,375 Okay. I'm gonna kill you. 759 00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:36,167 What?! You said detain her! 760 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,250 - You're a dead man, Mike! - She's detained! 761 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,583 Eww. 762 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,125 - My balls! - Oh. 763 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,583 You're dead. 764 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:49,583 No, Chris! No! 765 00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:51,583 Chris... 766 00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:53,375 Chris, no! 767 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,667 - My boss! Truce! - Truce! 768 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,375 - Truce! - Okay. 769 00:38:58,417 --> 00:38:59,417 - Hello? - Nyah! 770 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,375 Hey, Chrissy! 771 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,375 How's my future star doing? 772 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:05,042 Great. She's doing great, sir. 773 00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,375 So let me... let me... let me say hi to her. 774 00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,583 Uh, she's a little incapacitated at the moment. 775 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,750 Oh, a little incapacitated, that's my baby, that's my boy! 776 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:16,667 Look, when you two get back, I've got this incredible marketing campaign 777 00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:19,375 lined up for the spring quarter. Our number one priority: 778 00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:22,708 - Samantha James! - Awesome. 779 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,500 Three two, one! 780 00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:28,500 Ho-ho-ho. 781 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:31,875 - Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah! - Merry Christmas! 782 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:34,042 It's a Palamino Christmas! 783 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,083 Again! 784 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:40,750 - Hello? - Jamie. 785 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,042 - Hey. - What's up? 786 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:46,000 Listen, you're never gonna believe this, but I can't get a flight out. 787 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,333 - I'm stuck here another day. - Oh. 788 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,875 I want to apologize for earlier. 789 00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,518 - Let me make it up to you. - I taste good. 790 00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:53,500 Do you want to go ice skating? 791 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:56,042 - I thought you hated ice skating. - I used to, 792 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:59,042 but you know, I'm actually pretty damn good now. 793 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,393 I'm the MVP in my league, in fact. 794 00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:02,625 Come on, it'll be like old times. 795 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:07,083 - Hello, Joyce? - Mom? I'm on the phone. 796 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:10,875 Oh! Well, Chris, what are you doing over at Joyce's? 797 00:40:10,917 --> 00:40:13,750 No, Mom. I'm in the living room, 10 feet away from you 798 00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:15,667 - and I'm on the phone. - Oh. 799 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,125 Well, you know, I was wondering 800 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,917 while I have you on the phone, what would you like for dinner? 801 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,708 We-we have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot roast. 802 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,833 Mom. Please. 803 00:40:25,917 --> 00:40:27,958 Mom! 804 00:40:28,042 --> 00:40:30,625 - Mom! - What is it, peanut? 805 00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:31,874 Where are my ice skates? 806 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:34,583 Oh, honey, I gave those away years ago. 807 00:40:34,667 --> 00:40:36,583 Are you serious? I need them. 808 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,833 Well, honey, why would I keep them? You're never here. 809 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:42,417 Besides, you-you weren't terribly good at ice skating. 810 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:44,417 Well, I'm good now! 811 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,875 And I need my skates to show off my talents. 812 00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:50,375 Oh, well, honey, I'm sure you can rent a pair. 813 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,042 Besides, you don't have to show off for Jamie. 814 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:55,583 Just... just be yourself. 815 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:58,458 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 816 00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:03,333 ♪ Be yourself, be yourself. ♪ 817 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,833 Now, come on! Mikey and I are making snow angels! 818 00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,417 I don't want to be myself. 819 00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:14,500 My snow globe collection. 820 00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:24,625 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 821 00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:26,684 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh... ♪ 822 00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:29,500 - Oof! Stupid rental skates. - Ooh! 823 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:32,375 You know what? You're a lot better than before. 824 00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:35,375 - I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. - Here, let me help you. 825 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,351 Okay, I can do it myself, okay? I'm good. I'm good now. 826 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:39,708 Hey. 827 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,292 - So... - So... 828 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:47,417 - How's the love life? - Lame. 829 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:51,208 - Marty and I broke up a year ago. - Ooh, another jerk, huh? 830 00:41:51,292 --> 00:41:53,333 - "Another jerk, huh?" - I'm kidding... 831 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:55,333 I'm just saying you dated a lot of jerks 832 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,292 back in high school, that's all. 833 00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:01,042 So how about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself? 834 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:04,250 No. 835 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:07,125 I've really just been dating, you know? 836 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,458 Just trying to look for my soulmate. 837 00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:10,708 You didn't buy that, did you? 838 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,917 Maybe you should try harder. 839 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,208 Or I could try this. 840 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:18,833 Oh... 841 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:23,208 Hey guys, it's Miss Palamino! 842 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,292 Yay! 843 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,417 Hi, guys. 844 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:30,375 Sarah and Joey and Brett. Hi! 845 00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:33,250 - What, you... you know these kids? - Yeah, I substitute teach 846 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,042 - their class. - Hey, um, we're having a pickup game. 847 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:38,625 We could use some more bodies. You guys play? 848 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,292 You know Chris is a great player, but he has rentals. 849 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:44,792 - A good skater can skate in anything. - Yeah! 850 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,708 I'm in. 851 00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:52,542 Okay, guys. Keep it clean. 852 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:53,750 - Oof! - Shoot it! 853 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:56,458 Get itn! And goal! 854 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,583 - What was that?! - You're pathetic! 855 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,542 I'm sorry, okay? 856 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,875 It's just these damn rental skates. 857 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,042 It's fine. Just don't cuss in front of the children. 858 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,833 Potty mouth. 859 00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:15,042 Get him, Terry! 860 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,417 Ow! 861 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,542 He hacked me! 862 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:21,292 Wanna fight, punk? 863 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:23,792 - What, are you kidding me? - Fight! 864 00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:26,458 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 865 00:43:26,542 --> 00:43:29,708 All right, all right, break it up, break it up. 866 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,542 What is your problem? She's just a child. 867 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:35,000 - That's a girl? - Pussy! 868 00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:44,000 - Yeah! - All right! 869 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,458 Okay, listen. We're getting creamed out there. 870 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:53,000 - It's his fault. - You suck, Brander. 871 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:55,375 - Hey. - I brand you "Suckster." 872 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,208 - Oh my... that's enough. - Hey. 873 00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:59,792 Now Chris is trying his best here. 874 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:02,417 Sorry, Miss Palamino, but he's just so terrible. 875 00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:05,667 - I'm not terrible. - Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 876 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:08,125 - Maybe you should call it a day. - No, I can do this! 877 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:10,625 - Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... - Hey! 878 00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:12,458 I'm a really good skater, little girl! 879 00:44:12,542 --> 00:44:16,000 Watch! You might learn something! 880 00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,750 I'm taking this one. 881 00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:24,125 Me? 882 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:31,500 Ah! 883 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:34,292 Chris, no! 884 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,500 Ahh! 885 00:44:46,042 --> 00:44:49,500 No! 886 00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:53,833 No slap shots! 887 00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:07,375 Suckster! Suckster! 888 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:10,500 Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 889 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,667 Suckster! Suckster! 890 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:16,333 - What a schmuck. - Don't worry, Chris. You're gonna be fine. 891 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,542 Oh... 892 00:45:23,792 --> 00:45:25,833 - Wow. - Well, it looks like I was 893 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,542 - in the right place at the right time, Miss... - Yeah. 894 00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,542 Palamino? Jamie Palamino. 895 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:34,375 - Dusty Dinkleman? - Ah, yeah. 896 00:45:34,417 --> 00:45:36,958 Actually, I go by "Dusty Lee" now, but yeah. 897 00:45:37,042 --> 00:45:39,708 - "Dutty Nee?" - Thanks for saving me. 898 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:42,208 Yay, Dusty! 899 00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:44,458 - You remember Chris Brander? - Eeh. 900 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,875 - Boo... - Oh, yeah. 901 00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:49,500 Seen better days, I guess, huh, pal? 902 00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:51,875 Hey, listen, I don't want to make this weird, 903 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,833 but you look incredible. 904 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,750 - So do you. - Really glad you dropped in. 905 00:45:58,042 --> 00:46:00,042 Ow! 906 00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:07,750 Cool... 907 00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:13,042 Sorry about that, buddy. 908 00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,917 Here we go. 909 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:18,958 Late '20s. Male Caucasian 910 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:22,208 with multiple lacerations on lower mandible and possible concussion. 911 00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,917 Transport en route, over. 912 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,042 - 104. - So, uh, Jamie, 913 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,833 - you still living in town? - Oh, yeah, I just moved back. 914 00:46:28,917 --> 00:46:30,833 Oh, really? Me too. 915 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:33,250 - It's a small world. - No kidding. 916 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:34,583 Jeez, you know, 917 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:37,500 I cannot get over how great you look. 918 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:40,167 Oh, pfft. Me? Look at you! 919 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:42,417 Yeah, I guess my skin cleared up 920 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,167 and I lost my stammer, 921 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:46,374 but I still play a mean guitar. 922 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,851 I'm actually only doing this part-time till I can make it in music. 923 00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:52,042 You know, Chris is in the music business too. He could probably help you. 924 00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:54,917 Oh, hey. Easy there, Gretzky. 925 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,333 Shh. 926 00:46:57,417 --> 00:47:00,958 You know, we should hang out, you know, have lunch sometime? 927 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,792 I would love to have lunch. 928 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:06,542 Um, where can I give you my phone number? 929 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,167 Just write it on this. 930 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,083 Jamie Palamino. 931 00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:16,750 This is bullshit! 932 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,500 You haven't aged a peep. 933 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:26,083 What do you know about Dusty Dinkleman? 934 00:47:26,167 --> 00:47:27,500 - You mean Dusty Lee? - Yeah. 935 00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:29,542 Works in the building, drives ambulance. Why? 936 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:33,083 Well check this out. So I'm out with Jamie again... 937 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:34,875 Another day date? 938 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:37,375 Yes. Anyway, 939 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,083 we're having a great time 940 00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:41,458 and then Dusty shows up out of nowhere, 941 00:47:41,542 --> 00:47:43,958 and then Jamie gives him her number. 942 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:47,375 Hey, didn't Dusty have like a huge crush on Jamie? 943 00:47:47,458 --> 00:47:49,875 - Uh... - Yeah, you got some 944 00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:52,268 competition there, Chris. I mean, Dusty is a really nice guy. 945 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:54,792 Yeah, well Jamie doesn't date nice guys. 946 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,458 She puts them in the friend zone 947 00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:58,375 and then tortures the shit out of them. 948 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,875 I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school. 949 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:03,542 I think she might be maturing. 950 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,167 Maturing? 951 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,792 So that's why she went with Dusty. 952 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:10,667 She wants a sensitive guy... 953 00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:12,667 more like the old me. 954 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:14,500 Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, 955 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,542 then I'm going to show her 956 00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:18,500 the biggest pussy she's ever seen. 957 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:20,417 Yeah. 958 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:22,708 Okay, we're done. Now, uh... 959 00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:25,208 you're gonna need to wear this for the next few days 960 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:28,250 until those stitches are ready to come out. 961 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:31,042 And here you go. Huh? Just like your old yearbook picture. 962 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:36,208 ♪ Feel my love from afar. ♪ 963 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:38,417 Come in! 964 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,208 - Can I come in? - I just said that. 965 00:48:43,417 --> 00:48:45,500 I brought magazines. 966 00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:47,542 Ugh, these are old. 967 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:50,750 - Flowers? - Those are daisies. 968 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:54,042 - How about snacks? - Carbs? Are you kidding me? 969 00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:55,542 I can't eat that crap. 970 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,833 I'm just trying to be helpful. 971 00:48:57,917 --> 00:49:01,542 Well you're not. So vamoose. 972 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:04,958 - I guess I'll just leave you now. - No, wait wait. 973 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:07,542 I'm sorry I'm being such a biatch. 974 00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:10,125 It's just that I'm supposed to be in Paris and I'm not, 975 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:13,250 and I'm going out of my mind with boredom! 976 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:16,208 I mean, my Sidekick broke and I... 977 00:49:16,292 --> 00:49:20,458 I haven't had sex in, like, forever. 978 00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:22,125 And I'm so horny. 979 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:25,167 I'm horny. 980 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:27,625 Wait a minute. 981 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:32,750 - How old are you? - I'm 22... 20... 19... 982 00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:34,667 I'm... I'm 18. 983 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,625 Eighteen. 984 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:42,292 So do you really have my poster on your wall? 985 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:45,833 - Yeah. - Do you ever like... 986 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:47,833 All the time. 987 00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:49,625 How many times in a day? 988 00:49:49,708 --> 00:49:52,333 - Eight. - Eight?! 989 00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:58,875 Eight? Oh my God, that's hot. 990 00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:02,375 - You're hot. - I know, I know. 991 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:08,000 - Oh, ow. - Are you okay? 992 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:10,125 Oh, my back is killing me. 993 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,667 Oh, I could give you a massage. 994 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:15,042 Oh, would you mind? 995 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:18,041 Not at all. 996 00:50:18,042 --> 00:50:21,667 - Oopsie, I'm naked. - You're naked. 997 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:23,792 Do you have any oil? 998 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:26,375 Right back. 999 00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:32,500 What took you so long? 1000 00:50:35,667 --> 00:50:38,167 - Show me what you've got, baby. - Okay. 1001 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:40,208 Baby, ooh! 1002 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:42,167 Ooh, more more! 1003 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,292 - Okay, enough. Enough! - Okay. 1004 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,833 Oh, yeah. 1005 00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:55,167 Hey hey. Merry Christmas, neighbor. 1006 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,417 Gee... hey! 1007 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:03,458 - Ooh, yeah. - Mikey likey, 1008 00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:07,125 - Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... - Yeah... 1009 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:10,958 Oh! Where the hell have you been?! 1010 00:51:11,042 --> 00:51:12,792 I was getting you food. 1011 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:15,083 - Are you wearing braces? - It's not braces. 1012 00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:17,958 It's a retainer and it's not that bad. 1013 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:21,667 - Ha, you look like a doofus! - Doofus! 1014 00:51:22,792 --> 00:51:25,208 Doofus! Doofus! 1015 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,375 Doofus! Doofus! Doof... 1016 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:31,708 Chris? 1017 00:51:31,792 --> 00:51:34,417 Mommy. 1018 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,333 So pretty. 1019 00:51:37,417 --> 00:51:40,542 Honey, look what just came for you. 1020 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,333 It's a "Get well soon" card from Jamie. 1021 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:49,167 - Boo. - Oh yeah? 1022 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,750 What do you think of that, huh? 1023 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:53,583 It's hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards. 1024 00:51:53,667 --> 00:51:56,917 That's because I love you both so much. 1025 00:51:58,417 --> 00:52:00,208 Thanks, Mommy. 1026 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,792 Oh, God. 1027 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:20,375 Truce! 1028 00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:23,542 Total pussy. 1029 00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:26,542 You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. 1030 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,708 It's you. 1031 00:52:31,792 --> 00:52:34,583 - Hello? - Jamiel 1032 00:52:34,667 --> 00:52:37,750 - Chris! How are you feeling? - So much better. 1033 00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:39,500 Listen, I know it's Christmas Eve, 1034 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:42,625 - but do you have any plans tonight? - No. 1035 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:44,500 Well... 1036 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:46,500 the revival theater in town 1037 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:48,542 is showing Nicholas Sparks's "The Notebook." 1038 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,667 Huh? 1039 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:53,708 - Hello? I'm on the phone. - Really you want to see "The Notebook"? 1040 00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:56,083 Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers. 1041 00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,042 I'm gonna friggin' puke. 1042 00:52:58,125 --> 00:52:59,917 Just a second. 1043 00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:07,125 - You are so dead. Do you hear me? - Whatever, dude. 1044 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:09,375 - What're you doing over there? - Faggot. 1045 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,226 - Nothing. - Ooh, that's my call-waiting. One second. 1046 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:12,708 - So, anyway... - Hello? 1047 00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:15,125 - Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. - Hey, Dusty. 1048 00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:16,375 Hey, listen, just... 1049 00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:19,792 Dude, I think she left you hanging. 1050 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:23,125 It's probably just an important business call. Get off the phone. 1051 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:26,375 - What, the bar ran out of curly fries? - Get off the phone. 1052 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:28,500 Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight? 1053 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,542 Yes. Are you happy now? 1054 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,417 All right. 1055 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,500 - Dude, "The Notebook™'s so gay. - Get off the phone! 1056 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:40,042 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 1057 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:42,375 - So anyway, what do you say? - About what? 1058 00:53:42,417 --> 00:53:44,333 Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later 1059 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:47,792 we can go for some, uh... herbal tea. 1060 00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:50,208 Okay, sure. 1061 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,583 Um... You know what? You're on my way to the theater. 1062 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:54,167 Why don't I pick you up at like 7:30? 1063 00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,708 - It's a date. - Homo. 1064 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:57,500 - Bye for now. - Bye. 1065 00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:04,375 Mom! Mom! Truce! 1066 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:10,542 - Paris, here we come! - Mm. 1067 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:13,958 - But I'm not ready to play a gig. - Of course you are. 1068 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:16,958 No. No. 1069 00:54:17,042 --> 00:54:18,458 No! 1070 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:23,000 - This is a bad idea, Chris. - God, I'm so stupid! 1071 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:26,333 - No you're not, baby. - Here I am, trying to nurture this artist, 1072 00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:30,417 yet you're this pop bubblegum sensation, 1073 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:33,500 and that's okay. 1074 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:35,542 Paris, here we come! 1075 00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:39,792 But I am an artist. I am an artist! 1076 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,583 Hey! I am an artist! 1077 00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:45,375 - Let's go do this. - Are you ready for this? 1078 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:48,250 I was born ready, bitch. 1079 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:50,500 - I'm really excited about this. - Yeah, me too. 1080 00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:52,833 - Yeah. - Okay, let's do this. 1081 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:56,583 Yeah. 1082 00:54:56,667 --> 00:54:59,792 - Hey! Wait! You're not coming with me? - Of course I am. 1083 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,500 Mike's just giving you a ride to the gig. 1084 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:04,000 I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna do some administrative work 1085 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,667 and I'm gonna meet you there. 1086 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:07,375 It's open mic night at The Coffee House. 1087 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,792 Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on... 1088 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,333 all right! 1089 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,458 Think fast. Boop! 1090 00:55:13,542 --> 00:55:15,542 Oh! 1091 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,708 Ow! 1092 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,708 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1093 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,750 - ♪ By the moon and the stars... ♪ - Jesus. 1094 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,167 - ♪ In the skies... ♪ - Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit. 1095 00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:30,417 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1096 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:33,333 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1097 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:36,875 ♪ Like a shadow that's by your side. ♪ 1098 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:39,000 Showtime. 1099 00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:52,292 Come on! How long does it... 1100 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,542 - Mistletoe. - Hello. 1101 00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:59,208 - Oh my God! - Jamie! How are you? 1102 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:02,542 You've grown into such a beautiful young woman, 1103 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,917 hasn't she, Chris? 1104 00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:09,583 Ding-dong. 1105 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:13,542 Dusty. Hey. Why? 1106 00:56:13,625 --> 00:56:16,125 Are you kidding, man? I love "The Notebook". 1107 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,875 I mean, listen, I know it might sound 1108 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,875 a little corny, maybe even a little femme, 1109 00:56:19,917 --> 00:56:21,583 but I find something so resplendent 1110 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:24,417 in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? 1111 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,917 Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll. 1112 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,833 Carol? 1113 00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:32,417 Oh my God. 1114 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,667 - Carol... - Dusty, oh my goodness. 1115 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:37,500 - This is old-home week. - Oh, absolutely. 1116 00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:41,583 - Is it okay that Dusty came? - Oh, it's awesome that Dusty came. 1117 00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:43,667 Thank you. - Okay. 1118 00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:45,458 In the hospital. We got... - Dust! 1119 00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:48,000 Hey, let's hit the road. 1120 00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:49,667 Well, you kids have fun. 1121 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,417 Oh, Carol, why don't you come join us? 1122 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,500 She's vacuuming. 1123 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:57,917 W-well, I'd love to, but... I wouldn't want to impose. 1124 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:02,083 - Oh, no imposition at all! - No. 1125 00:57:02,167 --> 00:57:04,250 We'd love to have you, wouldn't we, Chris? 1126 00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,417 Yeah, rad. Awesome. 1127 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:09,250 Mom's coming. That's good. 1128 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,667 - There's a group now. - Yes! 1129 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:14,333 - It was us. It was us. - Oh, my darling. 1130 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:17,000 Oh my sweetheart. 1131 00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:19,583 I love you so much. 1132 00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:30,250 - How much time do we have? - I'm not sure. 1133 00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:32,792 Last time it was no more than five minutes. 1134 00:57:34,667 --> 00:57:37,042 I love you, angel. 1135 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:41,042 What happened to me? 1136 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,167 This is so gay. 1137 00:57:50,792 --> 00:57:54,542 Oh, Dusty... 1138 00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:02,000 Son of a bitch! Huh? 1139 00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:05,167 Peanut. 1140 00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:11,917 Oh, no. 1141 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,875 ♪ Forgiveness... ♪ 1142 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:19,875 Show us your tits! 1143 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:23,083 - ♪ Is more than saying sorry. ♪ - Hey! Ashlee Simpson! 1144 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,458 Forgive this! 1145 00:58:25,542 --> 00:58:27,458 Dusty, what kind of car is this? 1146 00:58:27,542 --> 00:58:30,875 Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius. 1147 00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:32,667 I think it's so neat that you kids 1148 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:34,625 care about the environment. 1149 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:38,292 - I love the environment. - But honey, don't you drive 1150 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:41,292 a Range Rover? Aren't those bad? 1151 00:58:41,375 --> 00:58:43,458 Well, I had a really nice time tonight, 1152 00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:45,083 and I hope we can do it again soon. 1153 00:58:45,167 --> 00:58:47,292 Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'. 1154 00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:49,500 Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. 1155 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:52,500 Thank you all for having me. It was so nice. 1156 00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:54,625 And hey, before I forget, make sure 1157 00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:57,042 that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? 1158 00:58:57,083 --> 00:59:00,208 Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool 1159 00:59:00,292 --> 00:59:02,542 with germs and bacteria. Now put that back! 1160 00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:04,750 - Christopher, put that back. - Put it back! 1161 00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:07,917 Thanks. 1162 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Hey, anyone want some cocoa? 1163 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:12,917 Oh, Carol, you are so sweet! 1164 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,875 And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital 1165 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,059 so that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family. 1166 00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:20,792 - So, I kinda gotta get going. - Aw. 1167 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,667 That's a drag. God! 1168 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:24,542 Hey, Jamie, what about you? 1169 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,917 - Ready? - Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar! 1170 00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:31,875 Aw. 1171 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:35,708 Cookie Monster says the Cougars are 1172 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:38,917 great big cookies 1173 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,083 at the top of the jar. 1174 00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:44,042 Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander. 1175 00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:46,167 Oh my gosh, I remember this. 1176 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:50,583 He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly 1177 00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:53,042 and wants something else. 1178 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,542 Shh-shh-shh, clear! 1179 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:59,333 Clear! 1180 00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:01,542 No kissing! 1181 01:00:01,583 --> 01:00:03,917 That's right, Jamie Palamino, 1182 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,042 you're my best friend! 1183 01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:08,042 I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha! 1184 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:10,875 Mwha, mwha, mwhal 1185 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:14,708 Oh, your mom's car. You see, this is more like you. 1186 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:17,875 Yeah, I'm gonna take it back to L.A. 1187 01:00:21,417 --> 01:00:23,958 - What? - Guess what I found? 1188 01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:27,625 - No, the tape I made you? - 1995. 1189 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,208 - "The Summer of Like." - Putit in. 1190 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:35,167 ♪ Dun-nun-de-dun de-dun-dun-dun ♪ 1191 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,000 Oh, God. 1192 01:00:48,042 --> 01:00:50,042 - Oh! - Oh my God, 1193 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:52,167 I just peed a little. 1194 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:55,750 - Good night, guys. - Good night, Chris. 1195 01:00:59,542 --> 01:01:01,750 What's up? 1196 01:01:01,833 --> 01:01:03,667 - Little problem. - Where are you? 1197 01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:05,542 - The Metal Shop. - What?! 1198 01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:08,542 Hey! Hey, ow! Ow! 1199 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:10,667 - That's it, bitch. It's on! - Come on! 1200 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:14,292 Ah! I'm gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch, huh?! 1201 01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:16,333 - Not so funny now?! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1202 01:01:16,417 --> 01:01:19,292 ♪ Christmas, Christmas, the happiest day of the year... ♪ 1203 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,375 Kudos on the Christmas cookies, Mom. 1204 01:01:21,417 --> 01:01:23,750 Thanks, pumpkin. I'll be back in an hour. 1205 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:27,542 ♪ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling ♪ 1206 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,875 ♪ As we're dashing through the snow ♪ 1207 01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:35,792 ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1208 01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:38,542 ♪ So, Jesus, hear our song... ♪ 1209 01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:40,875 - What's up, Dude? - Quiet, she's sleeping. 1210 01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:42,583 I'm going over to Jamie's. 1211 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:44,458 - Did you boink her yet? - Shut it. 1212 01:01:44,542 --> 01:01:46,500 If she wakes up, tell her I went to meet Bono. 1213 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:49,167 - You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. - No, you walking void, 1214 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:52,042 it's a lie, but if she wakes up just tell her I'll be back in a bit. 1215 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,042 - Fine! - Fine! 1216 01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:57,083 - I love you. - I love you too. 1217 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:08,833 ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ 1218 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:11,250 - ♪ The happiest day of the year ♪ - Mike! 1219 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,708 Oh, God! 1220 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:21,750 ♪ Spreading Christmas cheer ♪ 1221 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,750 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 1222 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:26,167 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ♪ 1223 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:28,333 This is pathetic! 1224 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:32,750 ♪ Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin ♪ 1225 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,833 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪ 1226 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,708 - ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪ - Oh shit! 1227 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,833 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 1228 01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:03,833 Encore! Encore! Encore! 1229 01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:05,833 Okay, all right, one more time. 1230 01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:08,333 - One more time. Okay. - Oh yeah! 1231 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:12,167 Here we go. You guys, you know, 1232 01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:13,875 Christmas is the time for giving. 1233 01:03:13,917 --> 01:03:16,208 And the most precious gift that you can give... 1234 01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:19,500 - is your heart. - Aww. 1235 01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:22,042 Jamie Palamino, this is my gift to you. 1236 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:25,875 ♪ When Jamie smiles ♪ 1237 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,542 ♪ It takes me miles ♪ 1238 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:34,667 ♪ From where I feel unsure ♪ 1239 01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:39,833 ♪ When Jamie smiles ♪ 1240 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:43,000 ♪ I realize ♪ 1241 01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:47,208 ♪ She's no ordinary girl ♪ 1242 01:03:47,250 --> 01:03:50,833 ♪ Hm-mm-mm... ♪ 1243 01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:54,042 ♪ No ordinary girl ♪ 1244 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:57,542 ♪ Oh-oh-hhh... ♪ 1245 01:04:06,833 --> 01:04:09,542 - Where's Chris?! - I'll never tell you anything! 1246 01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:12,625 Oh yeah? 1247 01:04:14,958 --> 01:04:18,458 - He's with his lover. - ♪ Deck the halls with bows of holly ♪ 1248 01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:20,958 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 1249 01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:24,458 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1250 01:04:24,542 --> 01:04:27,292 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 1251 01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:30,875 Dude, Jamie's outside. What are you doing up here? 1252 01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,958 I'm getting my butt kicked by Dinkleman, 1253 01:04:33,042 --> 01:04:34,500 that's what I'm doing up here. 1254 01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:38,083 You see him play that guitar? It's like he has 15 fingers. 1255 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:41,542 Everybody loves him. I can't compete with this guy. 1256 01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:45,042 You can't compete with this... are you kidding me? 1257 01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:48,292 You're Chris Brander! You're Hollywood. You date models! 1258 01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:51,000 He's Jersey. He skis in his jeans! 1259 01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:52,625 It's Dinkleman. 1260 01:04:52,750 --> 01:04:55,083 It's Dusty Dinkleman. 1261 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,167 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman. 1262 01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:02,042 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman! 1263 01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:05,083 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman's going down. 1264 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:07,750 Dinkleman... is going way down. 1265 01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:09,583 Atta boy. 1266 01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:12,042 Now you get out there and you tell Jamie how you feel! 1267 01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:14,958 - Let's do this. - Atta boy. 1268 01:05:15,042 --> 01:05:18,625 Good ol' Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 1269 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:21,875 ♪ Looked down on the Feast of Stephen ♪ 1270 01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:24,917 ♪ When the snow lay round about ♪ 1271 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,458 ♪ Deep and crisp and even ♪ 1272 01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:30,167 ♪ Brightly shone the moon that night ♪ 1273 01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:32,333 ♪ Though the frost was cruel ♪ 1274 01:05:34,542 --> 01:05:36,542 What the... 1275 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:44,083 ♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year... ♪ 1276 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,292 The jig is up! Run! 1277 01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,333 You son of a bitch! 1278 01:05:48,375 --> 01:05:51,917 Samantha! You're here! Shit! 1279 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,083 There she is. There's the little slut 1280 01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:55,917 you've been banging behind my back! 1281 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,250 - Me? - Not you, wrinkles. Her! 1282 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,833 - Who are you? - Oh... 1283 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:03,667 - I'm Samantha James, bitch! - Don't shove me! 1284 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:06,542 - You're a whore! Santa's little whore! - Get off! 1285 01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:08,542 - Santa's little whore! - Cat fight! 1286 01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:12,250 - Get out! - You're gonna pay for this. 1287 01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:13,875 I'm gonna get you fired! 1288 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:16,375 Hope you enjoy unemployment, dickweed! 1289 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,250 Get off me, God boy! 1290 01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:21,542 But Samantha, What about the words to your song? "Forgiveness"! 1291 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:24,208 Forgive this, asshole. 1292 01:06:24,292 --> 01:06:26,875 Oh... 1293 01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:29,625 I hate this town! 1294 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:32,250 Call me. 1295 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:43,167 - Chris? - Yeah. 1296 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:46,708 - Little problem. - Hm? 1297 01:06:47,792 --> 01:06:49,542 Duck! 1298 01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:56,583 - Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! - No! Not Santa! 1299 01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:13,875 Whoa! Flaming reindeer. 1300 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:22,417 Wow! You don't see that every day. 1301 01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:27,458 Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I just talked to my sponsor 1302 01:07:27,542 --> 01:07:29,417 and I owe you an apology. 1303 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,167 It's Samantha... Call me... 1304 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,000 It's Samantha! 1305 01:07:33,042 --> 01:07:35,875 Hello, Joyce? 1306 01:07:35,917 --> 01:07:38,625 Joyce? 1307 01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:46,875 Go away. 1308 01:07:46,958 --> 01:07:49,125 Go away! 1309 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:53,125 Mom, I said I have a tummy ache. 1310 01:07:55,417 --> 01:07:57,417 Well that was an interesting Christmas. 1311 01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:00,167 I'm sorry. I'll pay for everything. 1312 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,958 I'm not here to collect. 1313 01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:03,625 What are you doing here? 1314 01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:06,583 I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this. 1315 01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:11,792 Wow. 1316 01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:16,167 - Mmm... want some more? - No. Gallon's my limit. 1317 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:18,542 Oh, excuse me if I'm not one of your stick models. 1318 01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:21,375 "I'm Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink. 1319 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,000 - I go to Jay Z's birthday party..." - Okay, okay. All right. 1320 01:08:24,042 --> 01:08:26,708 - Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. - Yeah. 1321 01:08:26,792 --> 01:08:30,583 Actually, I was nervous, but uh, more importantly, 1322 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:32,625 does this hat make me look fat? 1323 01:08:37,292 --> 01:08:39,833 So... 1324 01:08:39,917 --> 01:08:42,833 is your life everything you'd hoped it'd be? 1325 01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:45,917 I always thought that if I had a huge career 1326 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,250 and famous clients and tons of money 1327 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,333 that I'd be happy. 1328 01:08:50,417 --> 01:08:52,458 And the truth is... 1329 01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:54,458 I was right. 1330 01:08:54,542 --> 01:08:56,958 I love it. Especially the money. Ooh. 1331 01:08:57,042 --> 01:09:00,167 You're so bad! 1332 01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:02,042 What about you? 1333 01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:03,625 Let's put you in the hot seat, huh? 1334 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,500 Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1335 01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:10,167 Um, well, I see myself teaching. 1336 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:13,625 And I see myself getting married 1337 01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,292 and raising a family. 1338 01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:19,333 What? 1339 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:24,875 It's gettin' late. 1340 01:09:24,917 --> 01:09:27,333 Why don't I take you home? 1341 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:29,333 Or... 1342 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:31,333 I could sleep over like old times. 1343 01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:51,000 God. 1344 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:58,875 - Hi. - Wow. 1345 01:10:05,625 --> 01:10:07,667 - Ahhh. - Ahhh. 1346 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,375 - Here we are. - Yeah. 1347 01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:12,167 Yeah. Hmm. 1348 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,583 This is it. 1349 01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:27,625 You're finally gonna have sex with Jamie Palamino. 1350 01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:32,000 Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. 1351 01:10:32,042 --> 01:10:35,333 Why are you smiling like a friggin' idiot? 1352 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:37,708 Go on, make a move. 1353 01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:39,958 Make a move! 1354 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,917 What's on your mind? 1355 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,875 Bush. 1356 01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:50,042 President Bush, The First Family, really. 1357 01:10:57,750 --> 01:11:00,625 Dude, you're killing me! 1358 01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:03,875 This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her! 1359 01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:06,083 But what if she doesn't want to be ravished? 1360 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:08,643 What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other? 1361 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:11,000 Friends watch "New Year's Rockin' Eve." 1362 01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:12,750 I wonder who's hosting this year? 1363 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:16,042 Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing. 1364 01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,792 Yeah. 1365 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,958 Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. 1366 01:11:20,042 --> 01:11:21,875 This is it. 1367 01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:25,250 Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's gonna be. 1368 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:32,500 - Chris. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1369 01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:35,083 What're you doing? Where're you going? 1370 01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:37,542 - Is everything all right? - Oh, everything's fine. 1371 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:40,292 Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything? 1372 01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:42,042 - No, I'm fine. - Ah. 1373 01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:45,167 You're not gonna make a move, are you? 1374 01:11:45,292 --> 01:11:47,875 - Good night, Jamie. - Good night, Chris. 1375 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,792 You don't deserve a penis. 1376 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,833 God, and we had this great night 1377 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:56,917 and we were laughing 1378 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,417 and we were showing each other old pictures and... 1379 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,375 - Did he try anything? - No! 1380 01:12:01,458 --> 01:12:04,833 - Did you try anything? - No, but I put myself out there. 1381 01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:07,208 I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt 1382 01:12:07,292 --> 01:12:10,792 and I did the whole cold-feet move and we slept in the same bed. 1383 01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:13,643 What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn't you sleep with her? 1384 01:12:13,667 --> 01:12:15,542 - Oh, I know. I had her. - I mean, are you two 1385 01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:17,583 on the same menstrual cycle yet or what? 1386 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:21,375 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1387 01:12:21,417 --> 01:12:23,750 Maybe I just don't compare to these L.A. Girls. 1388 01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:26,083 Look, the timing just wasn't right, you know? 1389 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:30,542 I'm... I'm laying there. I'm about to make my move 1390 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,999 and then suddenly it just hits me. 1391 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000 Where's this going? 1392 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:37,083 What happens after we sleep together? 1393 01:12:37,167 --> 01:12:39,167 Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here? 1394 01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:42,208 Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her. 1395 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,833 Maybe he just wants to be friends. 1396 01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:47,583 Maybe he's gay. 1397 01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:50,167 I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history. 1398 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,375 - We're... we're... we're... we're... - Friends. 1399 01:12:54,417 --> 01:12:56,375 God damn it! 1400 01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:58,583 I'm right back in high school again, you know? 1401 01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:02,375 I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away. 1402 01:13:02,417 --> 01:13:03,875 No, put me on the 3:00. 1403 01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:05,875 The sooner I get out of here, the better. 1404 01:13:05,917 --> 01:13:08,792 - You sure about this? - No. 1405 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:11,333 ♪ When Janice smiles... ♪ 1406 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:14,333 - Janice? - ♪ I realize ♪ 1407 01:13:14,417 --> 01:13:17,500 ♪ She's no ordinary ♪ 1408 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:20,625 ♪ Girl. ♪ 1409 01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:30,042 Hey listen. I gotta hang out 1410 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:31,875 with my friends over there, okay? 1411 01:13:31,917 --> 01:13:34,833 - I'll talk to you tonight. - Whoo! 1412 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:39,875 - What's up, homies? - You tell me. 1413 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:41,750 - What's with the nurse? - Oh, Janice. 1414 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,250 Oof, another bee in the hive, my friend, 1415 01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:47,333 - just another bee. - Well, what about Jamie? 1416 01:13:47,417 --> 01:13:49,167 What about her? I mean, hey, 1417 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,750 it's great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day 1418 01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:54,059 now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school? 1419 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:56,833 - You can't write that stuff, my friend. - Hey, are you kidding me? 1420 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:59,500 Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine. 1421 01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:01,750 I know what you're up to and I am all for it. 1422 01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:04,250 I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino 1423 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:06,293 for keeping us in the friend zone all those years. 1424 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,958 Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone. 1425 01:14:09,042 --> 01:14:11,333 I was in the friend zone. Friend zone's mine. 1426 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:14,250 - Dusty, popcorn's ready. - Copy that, I'm mobile. 1427 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:16,083 - Listen, I gotta run. - The man's juice! 1428 01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:18,143 You guys have a nice time. It's been nice seeing you. 1429 01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:21,333 Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure. 1430 01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:23,375 - Dinkleman. - Son of a bitch. 1431 01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:27,542 So we're looking at day cares. 1432 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:30,167 And Darla's got this one picked out for TJ and it's great. 1433 01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,792 And you know, don't get me wrong, I want the best for my kid. 1434 01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:34,667 I mean he deserves the best 1435 01:14:34,750 --> 01:14:38,333 but Tiny Tots is just too... oh, Mariah Carey! 1436 01:14:42,167 --> 01:14:44,083 What the hell are you doing?! 1437 01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:46,708 This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! 1438 01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:48,708 I'm sorry, okay?! 1439 01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:51,500 But I can't let Dinkleman get away with this! 1440 01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:55,292 I refuse to sit back and let Jamie get used by another asshole! 1441 01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:58,833 You could've asked! L.A. Guys are so dramatic. 1442 01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,375 - I'm sorry! - Okay. 1443 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:07,542 - ♪ Christmas, Christmas... ♪ - Oh my God. 1444 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:10,708 You know, one good snowfall and you won't see any of this. 1445 01:15:10,792 --> 01:15:14,792 ♪ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling ♪ 1446 01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:18,167 ♪ Spreading Christmas cheer. ♪ 1447 01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:20,292 Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you? 1448 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:22,708 Come to destroy the rest of the house, huh? 1449 01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:25,500 Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 1450 01:15:25,542 --> 01:15:29,125 - Ho-ho-ho. - And that. 1451 01:15:29,208 --> 01:15:32,167 Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she? 1452 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:35,167 - She's gone off with Mr. Lee. - Dry cleaner? 1453 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:38,542 - No. Dusty, you jackass. - Where are they? 1454 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:51,833 - ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad... ♪ - No, Chris! This way. 1455 01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:55,167 ♪ All the livelong day ♪ 1456 01:15:55,292 --> 01:15:58,375 ♪ I've been workin' on the railroad ♪ 1457 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:02,167 ♪ Just to pass the time away ♪ 1458 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:06,042 ♪ Can't you hear the whistle blowing? 1459 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:09,083 ♪ Rise so early in the morn' ♪ 1460 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:12,625 - Dinkleman! - ♪ Can't you hear the captain shouting? ♪ 1461 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:15,333 - Chris, what're you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 1462 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:20,000 Dusty! 1463 01:16:21,292 --> 01:16:22,375 Yes! 1464 01:16:24,792 --> 01:16:26,643 - I really need to speak with you! - This next number 1465 01:16:26,667 --> 01:16:29,292 - is for your favorite teacher and mine. - Let's go. 1466 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:31,500 She put this wonderful concert together for all of us. 1467 01:16:31,542 --> 01:16:34,667 Give a big round of applause to Miss Jamie Palamino. 1468 01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:39,833 ♪ When Jamie smiles ♪ 1469 01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:42,042 ♪ It takes me miles ♪ 1470 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:45,667 ♪ From where ['ve... ♪ 1471 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,125 God, I still can't believe he wrote me that song. 1472 01:16:48,208 --> 01:16:51,250 Oh I can. He's been working on that song since high school, remember? 1473 01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,083 It's like the stalker's national anthem. 1474 01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:55,375 Not to mention I already heard that song today, 1475 01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:57,500 only it was Janice's eyes that made him smile. 1476 01:16:57,542 --> 01:17:00,375 - Janice? Who's Janice? - A nurse with really big boobs 1477 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:03,833 that works at the medical center. A girl I saw him kissing earlier tonight. 1478 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:06,500 Dusty's a Jersey player, Jamie! 1479 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:08,000 He's out for revenge on you 1480 01:17:08,042 --> 01:17:10,042 for putting him in the friend zone in high school. 1481 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:11,833 What are you talking about? 1482 01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:13,875 The guy's looking for the anger bang! 1483 01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:16,875 Amazing! That's exactly what he said about you. 1484 01:17:16,917 --> 01:17:19,143 - Don't you see what's happening here? - Oh, I don't know. 1485 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,333 The guy's just out-playing me, that's all. 1486 01:17:21,417 --> 01:17:23,583 Oh, it's about you! Now he's out-playing you! 1487 01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:25,583 - W-what am I, a game? - No! 1488 01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:27,458 Would you guys like to join us in a carol 1489 01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:30,208 - to celebrate the birth of our Lord? - Nol! 1490 01:17:34,542 --> 01:17:38,333 My God, don't! Dusty! Don't! 1491 01:17:38,375 --> 01:17:40,750 - Dinkleman! - What is the matter with you? 1492 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:42,833 This is a Christmas concert for children! 1493 01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:45,458 - You liar! - Suckster's not your boyfriend, is he? 1494 01:17:45,542 --> 01:17:48,917 - No, he's not! - 'Cause we like Dusty. 1495 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,167 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1496 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:52,958 - Ugh! - Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...! 1497 01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:54,792 Oooh! 1498 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:57,333 I'm being framed! I'm being framed! 1499 01:17:58,625 --> 01:18:01,625 - Dusty! - Dinkleman! 1500 01:18:01,667 --> 01:18:04,667 Man, when you come back to town, you come back to town! 1501 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:08,500 Huh? Huh? Look, don't sweat it. 1502 01:18:08,542 --> 01:18:10,583 W-w-we'll go to The Maple tonight 1503 01:18:10,667 --> 01:18:12,292 You can apologize to Jamie 1504 01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:15,833 and everything will be just... just peachy. 1505 01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:18,208 Okay, yep, good. Thanks, Clark, for everything. 1506 01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:20,667 See you in another 10 years. Guess not. 1507 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:25,250 How'd it go with Jamie last night? You boink her? 1508 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,667 That would be a no. 1509 01:18:27,708 --> 01:18:30,000 Raise you hand if your brother's a homo! 1510 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:33,708 All right. Keep in touch! 1511 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:42,417 You believe that? Not one taxi, not one. 1512 01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:45,000 Stupid town. I gotta take the bus! 1513 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:46,625 Dude, bus sucks! 1514 01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:51,333 Yes! I am outta here! 1515 01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:57,000 So long, Sucktown! Kiss my ass! 1516 01:18:58,625 --> 01:19:01,042 Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man. 1517 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:02,792 Hey... 1518 01:19:02,875 --> 01:19:06,333 pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger. 1519 01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:32,292 - Aw! - Yoo-hoo! 1520 01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:35,792 - Great. - Jamie! 1521 01:19:35,875 --> 01:19:38,500 - Whoa, miss, miss. W-w-whoa. - What? What, what, wha... 1522 01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:40,851 - what, Chris? What do you want? - I just want to apologize. 1523 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,750 I'm sorry. I was out of line, okay? 1524 01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:45,167 - You're an asshole. - Oh, my... I was... 1525 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,708 Hey, I'm gonna get you a cab and take you home, huh? 1526 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:50,917 - She's so sensitive! - You blew it. I'm winning. 1527 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,250 - You're the Devil. - So go ahead, just go sleep it off. 1528 01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:55,333 You'll be right as rain in the morning, brother. 1529 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:58,250 Chris, you're drunk! Go home! 1530 01:19:58,333 --> 01:20:00,833 I'm not drunk. What's this? 1531 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:05,292 Ooh. "Simply Dusty" 1532 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:07,333 Is there any other kind? That's adorable. 1533 01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:09,333 Do you know what else is adorable? You two. 1534 01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:12,250 Hey! Stop bringing Dusty into your problems, okay? 1535 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,292 Dusty and I are fine. 1536 01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,958 - Dusty and I are friends. - Right! 1537 01:20:17,042 --> 01:20:19,792 - Not for too long, I hope. - Yeah... 1538 01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:21,292 Wait, what? 1539 01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:23,208 Slow down. What did you just say? 1540 01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:25,458 Jamie, listen, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1541 01:20:25,542 --> 01:20:27,458 L... about our relationship. 1542 01:20:27,542 --> 01:20:30,083 Maybe we could take the next step or something? 1543 01:20:30,167 --> 01:20:31,625 Dusty, can I be honest with you? 1544 01:20:31,708 --> 01:20:34,333 - I think you're a really nice guy. - Thank you. 1545 01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:36,667 I think you're funny and charming and sweet, 1546 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:39,708 and I just don't have those feelings for you. 1547 01:20:39,792 --> 01:20:41,667 - You're kidding. - No. 1548 01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:46,167 Whew! 1549 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:49,333 Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you that song and everything, 1550 01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:51,250 you know, and I worked really hard on it 1551 01:20:51,292 --> 01:20:53,601 and what kind of girl would you be if you didn't put out for the guy that wrote 1552 01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:55,667 - you that song, you know what mean? - Huh? 1553 01:20:58,083 --> 01:21:00,542 F-this. I'm mobile. 1554 01:21:01,792 --> 01:21:03,750 Ah-hal 1555 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:08,417 I'm gonna miss him! 1556 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,125 - Oh! - Ow! 1557 01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:12,625 - What? Heh. - Eh! 1558 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:17,125 Get off me, Chris! Why are you here? 1559 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:18,875 Why do you keep messing with my head? 1560 01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,958 I messed with your head for three days. 1561 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:24,000 You've been torturing me since the sixth grade! 1562 01:21:24,042 --> 01:21:25,833 So that's what this is about? 1563 01:21:25,875 --> 01:21:28,666 Because I wouldn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself! 1564 01:21:28,667 --> 01:21:32,083 Oh, after years of you being the biggest tease, 1565 01:21:32,167 --> 01:21:34,750 trust me, I'm so over myself. 1566 01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:36,458 Oh, so now I'm the tease. 1567 01:21:36,542 --> 01:21:38,042 I practically throw myself at you 1568 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:39,708 the other night and you did nothing! 1569 01:21:39,792 --> 01:21:43,333 And now you know how it feels. 1570 01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:45,292 I'm outta here. 1571 01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:47,667 Yeah, there you go. Just walk away like you always do! 1572 01:21:47,708 --> 01:21:49,375 Oh, no no no. I'm-I'm not walking away. 1573 01:21:49,458 --> 01:21:51,500 I'm running back to my great life in L.A.! 1574 01:21:51,542 --> 01:21:53,958 - Great. Well, have fun. - Oh, you have fun... 1575 01:21:54,042 --> 01:21:56,208 being the girl who peaked in high school. 1576 01:21:56,292 --> 01:21:59,208 - Ooohh! - You slap like a cheerleader. 1577 01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:01,417 Bye, Chris. 1578 01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:05,250 And stay out! 1579 01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:11,917 I've always wanted to say that. 1580 01:23:22,292 --> 01:23:23,792 How did you get in here? 1581 01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:26,167 My bodyguard let me in. 1582 01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:28,833 I was making cookies. 1583 01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:30,583 Oh, I was trying to be all domesticated 1584 01:23:30,667 --> 01:23:32,875 like that skank you were banging behind my back. 1585 01:23:32,917 --> 01:23:34,417 Please leave me alone. 1586 01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:37,417 No, sh-sh-sh-sh! 1587 01:23:37,542 --> 01:23:39,125 Hugs and kisses! 1588 01:23:39,167 --> 01:23:42,542 It's all good, baby, it's all good. 1589 01:23:42,583 --> 01:23:45,667 By making me jealous on purpose you inspire me to write the best songs, 1590 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:47,458 you know, full of angst and hate! 1591 01:23:47,542 --> 01:23:50,250 You like that. You and I are gonna be 1592 01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:52,333 the greatest musical manager team 1593 01:23:52,375 --> 01:23:54,708 since Jessica Simpson and her father... 1594 01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:56,833 only we get to "mreow" and they can't, 1595 01:23:56,875 --> 01:23:59,375 ‘cause it's illegal. I looked it up. 1596 01:23:59,417 --> 01:24:03,000 This is the new and improved "Forgiveness." 1597 01:24:09,083 --> 01:24:12,833 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1598 01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:16,042 ♪ Is more than sayin' sorry ♪ 1599 01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:18,542 Are you sorry? Ha hal 1600 01:24:20,292 --> 01:24:22,250 ♪ Forgiveness. ♪ 1601 01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:26,625 - No. - No? 1602 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:29,625 - No more. - But I've forgiven youl! 1603 01:24:29,708 --> 01:24:31,833 - It's just like the song... - Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh... 1604 01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:35,208 This isn't about you. 1605 01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:37,625 It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. 1606 01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:39,500 Darla! 1607 01:24:39,542 --> 01:24:41,667 I don't want other girls. 1608 01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:43,333 I want one girl. 1609 01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:46,708 - That's not you. - Hmph. 1610 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:53,792 Look. I'll call... 1611 01:24:56,667 --> 01:24:58,125 Ouch. 1612 01:25:02,167 --> 01:25:04,542 - Why don't you like me? - It's a little hard to answer 1613 01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:06,542 with a taser in my balls! 1614 01:25:06,583 --> 01:25:09,375 This is about Santa's little whore, isn't it? 1615 01:25:13,042 --> 01:25:15,000 Ooh yeah, it's go time. 1616 01:25:15,042 --> 01:25:16,375 Hey, hey, hey! It's not go time! 1617 01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:18,375 This isn't how it works, Samantha. 1618 01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:21,875 You can't force or-or torture someone into liking you. 1619 01:25:21,958 --> 01:25:23,500 Ooh, the big speech. 1620 01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:25,333 No! You just have to put yourself out there 1621 01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:26,333 and hope that they like you back. 1622 01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:28,458 This isn't a game! This is my life! 1623 01:25:28,542 --> 01:25:30,375 Oh, yeah, well, this is my life! 1624 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:32,333 Okay? I'm sorry. 1625 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:35,417 I'm not the most boring person ever! 1626 01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,208 Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! 1627 01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:40,000 I'm sorry... 1628 01:25:40,042 --> 01:25:43,333 I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! 1629 01:25:43,417 --> 01:25:46,167 I'm sorry I'm not... where're you going? 1630 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:50,833 ♪ Missed the last train home ♪ 1631 01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:59,708 ♪ Birds pass by to tell me that I'm not alone ♪ 1632 01:25:59,792 --> 01:26:03,125 ♪ Well, I'm pushing myself to finish this part... ♪ 1633 01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,708 Hey! Hey, where is she? 1634 01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:09,542 ♪ I handle a lot walking on this ♪ 1635 01:26:09,583 --> 01:26:12,792 ♪ It's in your eyes, open your eyes ♪ 1636 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:16,708 ♪ Open eyes, open your eyes ♪ 1637 01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:18,500 ♪ Open your eyes ♪ 1638 01:26:18,542 --> 01:26:20,417 ♪ Open your eyes. ♪ 1639 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,375 Hi. 1640 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:24,625 Jamie. Look, Jamie! 1641 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:28,625 I said a lot of really crappy things the other night 1642 01:26:28,708 --> 01:26:31,667 and I'm sorry about that. 1643 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:34,208 I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, okay? 1644 01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:38,250 I just... the truth is I'm-I'm afraid to be your friend 1645 01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:40,208 ‘cause I'm always gonna want more. 1646 01:26:41,292 --> 01:26:42,958 But then I got to thinking that-that 1647 01:26:43,042 --> 01:26:45,792 I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. 1648 01:26:49,208 --> 01:26:51,125 You know what? That's a lie too. 1649 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,333 Why are you back here? 1650 01:26:59,292 --> 01:27:01,125 Because I want to take you on a date. 1651 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:05,875 And I don't care if it's in the day or at night 1652 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,375 or whenever, as long as it's a real date. 1653 01:27:09,417 --> 01:27:12,708 And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are inside and out. 1654 01:27:13,792 --> 01:27:16,000 And I want to have babies with you 1655 01:27:16,042 --> 01:27:19,083 and I want to marry you and I love you. 1656 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:22,583 Jamie, I always have. 1657 01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:28,625 Mmm. Ow! 1658 01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:30,833 Sorry. Just, uh... 1659 01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:32,875 20 years all at once! 1660 01:27:55,125 --> 01:27:56,167 Unbelievable! 1661 01:27:56,208 --> 01:27:58,292 Suckster's making out with Mrs. P! 1662 01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:00,542 What is she thinking? 1663 01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:03,750 - Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? - Oh, thanks, Brett! 1664 01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:05,958 Hey, Joey, do you want some of my cookie? 1665 01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:07,625 Don't mind if I do. 1666 01:28:07,708 --> 01:28:10,833 - You're such a good friend, Brett. - The bestest! 1667 01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,208 Ahh. 1668 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:13,292 Oh, shit! 1669 01:28:13,417 --> 01:28:16,042 ♪ I swear ♪ 1670 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:19,042 ♪ By the moon and the stars ♪ 1671 01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:21,917 ♪ In the skies ♪ 1672 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,792 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1673 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:27,500 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1674 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:29,625 ♪ Like the shadow ♪ 1675 01:28:29,667 --> 01:28:33,625 ♪ That's by your side ♪ 1676 01:28:33,708 --> 01:28:37,042 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1677 01:28:37,125 --> 01:28:40,250 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 1678 01:28:40,333 --> 01:28:43,208 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 1679 01:28:43,292 --> 01:28:48,375 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 1680 01:28:48,458 --> 01:28:51,958 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1681 01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:57,042 ♪ Oh-hh ♪ 1682 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:02,083 ♪ Hahh-aah... ♪ 1683 01:29:02,167 --> 01:29:05,708 ♪ I'll give you everything ♪ 1684 01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:07,875 ♪ I can ♪ 1685 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,833 ♪ I'll build your dreams ♪ 1686 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:13,499 ♪ With these two hands ♪ 1687 01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:16,292 ♪ We'll hang some memories ♪ 1688 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:20,125 ♪ On the walls ♪ 1689 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:22,667 - ♪ And when ♪ - ♪ And when ♪ 1690 01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:27,667 ♪ Just the two of us are there ♪ 1691 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,042 ♪ You won't have to ask ♪ 1692 01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:33,667 ♪ If I still care ♪ 1693 01:29:33,750 --> 01:29:37,333 ♪ 'Cause as the time turns the page ♪ 1694 01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:42,542 ♪ My love won't age atall ♪ 1695 01:29:42,625 --> 01:29:45,708 - ♪And I swear ♪ - ♪And I swear ♪ 1696 01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:48,625 ♪ By the moon and the stars ♪ 1697 01:29:48,667 --> 01:29:51,375 ♪ In the skies ♪ 1698 01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:54,500 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1699 01:29:54,542 --> 01:29:57,167 - ♪And I swear ♪ - ♪And I swear ♪ 1700 01:29:57,250 --> 01:30:02,875 ♪ Like the shadow that's by your side ♪ 1701 01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:06,542 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1702 01:30:06,625 --> 01:30:09,375 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 1703 01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:12,208 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 1704 01:30:12,292 --> 01:30:17,625 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 1705 01:30:17,708 --> 01:30:21,333 - ♪And I swear ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1706 01:30:31,917 --> 01:30:34,375 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1707 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:37,542 ♪ By the moon and the stars ♪ 1708 01:30:37,625 --> 01:30:40,125 ♪ In the skies ♪ 1709 01:30:40,208 --> 01:30:43,167 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1710 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:45,833 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1711 01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:47,958 ♪ Like the shadow ♪ 1712 01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:51,875 - ♪ That's by your side ♪ - ♪ That's by your side ♪ 1713 01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:55,208 - ♪ I'll be there ♪ - ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1714 01:30:55,250 --> 01:30:58,625 - ♪ For better or worse ♪ - ♪ Better or worse ♪ 1715 01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:01,500 - ♪ Till death do us part ♪ - ♪Ohno ♪ 1716 01:31:01,542 --> 01:31:06,708 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 1717 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:09,792 ♪ And I swear ♪ 1718 01:31:09,875 --> 01:31:12,875 ♪ I swear ♪ 1719 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:17,792 ♪ Oh, whoa, I... ♪ 1720 01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:21,000 ♪ Swear. ♪ 1721 01:31:21,083 --> 01:31:22,125 Mike! 1722 01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:34,958 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1723 01:31:36,208 --> 01:31:39,583 ♪ Is more than saying sorry ♪ 1724 01:31:39,667 --> 01:31:43,625 ♪ Sorry sorry sorry ♪ 1725 01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:47,833 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1726 01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:51,750 ♪ Means accepting people's flaws ♪ 1727 01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:56,750 ♪ Flaws flaws flaws ♪ 1728 01:31:56,833 --> 01:31:59,292 ♪ To forgive is divine ♪ 1729 01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:02,917 ♪ So let's have a glass of wine ♪ 1730 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:05,583 ♪ And have makeup sex ♪ 1731 01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:07,583 ♪ Until the end of ♪ 1732 01:32:07,667 --> 01:32:10,583 ♪ Time ♪ 1733 01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:18,292 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1734 01:32:18,375 --> 01:32:21,792 ♪ Does not mean compromising ♪ 1735 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:29,125 ♪ Let's forgive and forget ♪ 1736 01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:32,333 ♪ And solve this African debt ♪ 1737 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:35,375 ♪ Just like the Cheshire Cat ♪ 1738 01:32:35,417 --> 01:32:38,832 ♪ Who says, "Mreow! You're running out of time!" ♪ 1739 01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:43,917 ♪ Time time time time time, wreeow! ♪ 1740 01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:12,125 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1741 01:33:12,208 --> 01:33:14,042 You'll always be fat to me, Chris! 1742 01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:18,374 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1743 01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:21,000 God damn it! Come on, Dusty. 1744 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:24,958 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1745 01:33:25,042 --> 01:33:27,458 Not happy! 1746 01:33:29,042 --> 01:33:31,000 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1747 01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:36,042 Hello, Joyce? Joyce? 1748 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:38,000 Oh my God! 1749 01:33:41,167 --> 01:33:44,208 Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them 1750 01:33:44,292 --> 01:33:47,500 for they know not what they do." 1751 01:33:47,542 --> 01:33:51,250 If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? 1752 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:52,833 I won't apologize. 1753 01:33:52,917 --> 01:33:54,708 I don't forgive you. 1754 01:33:54,792 --> 01:33:57,833 You can forgive, but you can't forget. 1755 01:33:59,042 --> 01:34:01,042 Where are you? 1756 01:34:05,375 --> 01:34:08,167 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 1757 01:34:10,042 --> 01:34:12,542 Time time time time 1758 01:34:12,625 --> 01:34:15,125 time time time time.